HI EVERYONE.
NOT ONLY DID WE HAVE AN S.W.Y.D GIVEWAY YESTERDAY BUT TODAY WE HAVE A KILL CITY GIVEWAY TODAY. FIND BELOW THE GOODIES DAINTS HAPPY TO GIVE AWAY TO A RANDOM WINNER CHOSEN BY MY COMPUTER. I WILL PICK THE WINNER TOMORROW. DONT FORGET TO VISIT www.pritchardvsdainton.co.uk FOR GIG UPDATES AND CLOTHING GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL. S.W.Y.D
CONGRATS TO ADRIAN KNOTT ON WINNING THIS MONTHS GOODIE BAG. ALL OF THE BELOW WILL BE IN THE POST TO YOU TOMORROW. NEXT DRAW WILL BE OCTOBER AND IS RANDOMLY PICKED OUT. GOOD LUCK ALL. S.W.Y.D
DEVILS
AT FUEL WITH A MOTLEY CRU WIG ON
WITH TIM
IT FINALLY CAME, OUR VERY LAST TRIP TO KAVOS. WE WERE GOING TO COME BACK FOR THE CLOSING PARTIES (SEPT 5TH) AND FOR MY SWIM TO THE GREEK MAINLAND BUT DUE TO A HOLIDAY COMPANY GOING BUST THE ISLAND HAS LOST A LOT OF BUSINESS. AH WELL SHIT HAPPENS SO I SUPPOSE WE HAD TO HIT IT EVEN HARDER THIS TIME THEN. THE ONLY THING I WAS GUTTED ABOUT WAS THE SWIM REALLY AS IVE BEEN TRAINING MY BALLS OFF FOR THE 8 MILE SWIM FROM CORFU ACROSS THE MED TO THE GREEK MAINLAND. ALL IS NOT LOST THOUGH AS I’LL DO IT NEXT YEAR WHEN WE GO BACK AS THERE ARE PLANS AFOOT FOR OUR RETURN. IT WILL ALSO GIVE ME PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND A WORTHY CHARITY TO DO THE SWIM FOR TOO SO ALL IS GOOD.
WITH THE MRS AT MADFUCKERS
OUR VISIT THIS TIME WAS TO BE SLIGHTLY DIFFRENT TO ALL THE PREVIOUS TIMES WE WENT AS WE WERE TAKING OUR OTHER HALF’S WITH US FOR A LITTLE HOLIDAY TOO. WE ARRIVED 3 DAYS BEFORE OUR GIG AND RIGHT BANG ON TIME WHEN THE STRIP WAS JUST COMING ALIVE, OH YEEEEEEH. YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT THE GIRLS MUST BE THINKING AFTER WEEKS OF STORIES COMING OUT OF OUR MOUTHS ABOUT THIS PLACE AND I CAN TELL YOU NOW IT DIDNT DISAPOINT. WE CHUCKED OUR BAGS IN OUR ROOMS AND HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE STRIP TO GET STUCK INN. ALL THE USUALL BARS WERE HIT UP I.E ROCKIES, S.N.O.B.S AND OF COURSE MADFUCKERS. IT MUST HAVE BEEN A GOOD NIGHT CAUSE I ENDED UP ON A JETTY OVER THE SEA PISSING INTO IT ALONG WITH MY MRS HAHAHA.
READY FOR CARNAGE
AWAKE AND ROUGH WE SUNBATHE MOST OF THE DAY AND GO AND HIRE SOME MOPEDS TO ZIP ROUND THE ISLAND AND GO ON A SLIGHT ADVENTURE LOOKING FOR A PRIVATE BEACH WHICH WE DIDNT FIND BUT NEVER THE LESS WE SAW MORE OF THE ISLAND IN THAT 2 HOURS THAN WE EVER HAD PLUS THE FUN OF RAGGING A MOPED AROUND MADE FOR A HIGHLY ENTERTAINING DAY.
DAINT AND AMY......THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THAT CAKE HHHMMMMM
WE HAD TO GET BACK AS WE WERE OFF FOR A SEAFOOD MEAL BY THE SEA WITH JERRY (PROMOTER) AND ALL HIS STAFF, MORE OR LESS THE PEOPLE WE’D SPEND ALL SUMMER WITH. IT WAS JERRY’S BIRTHDAY TOO ALONG WITH DAINTS SO IT WAS TOO BE A GOOD NIGHT ON THE CARDS.
THE GANG OUT FOR DAINT AND JERRY (FAR RIGHT) B DAY
FIRST STOP ON THE NIGHT OF BIRTHDAYS WAS THE SKETCHY’EST GO-KART TRACK I’VE EVER SEEN WITH ZERO HEALTH & SAFETY RULES WHICH IS WHAT WE LIKE. THE WOMEN WATCHED AS US MEN DID WHAT MEN DO REALLY WELL, ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF CHILDISH IDIOTS IN LITTLE METAL FRAMED BOXES THAT GO AT SPEED WHILE TRYING TO QUITE LITERALLY PUT ONE ANOTHER IN HOSPITAL, GREAT LAUGH. COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN SHIT AND DUST ALONG WITH A BODY FULL OF BRUISES WE HEAD TO THE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT.
KAVOS.........IN 2 WORDS
A FEW BEERS AND ONCE AGAIN SOME LOVELY SEAFOOD AND OF COURSE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAYS WE HEADED OFF AGAIN TO…….YU’VE GUESSED IT “THE STRIP” HAHA. WE HAD A SUPRISE FOR DAINT AT MADFUCKERS FIRST AS ALL THE GIRLS ALONG WITH MADFUCKER AND HIS SON AND DAUGHTER DECORATED THE BAR UP IN HAPPY BIRTHDAY BALLOONS READY FOR DAINTS ARRIVAL TO ANOTHER RENDITIO OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY. A FEW IN MADFUCKERS AND THEN A FEW ON THE STRIP THEN IT WAS BACK TO FINISH THE NIGHT AT MADFUCKERS QUITE LITERALLY. MYSELF AND DAINT ENDED UP ON THE LEDGENDARY DENTIST CHAIR, IT AINT A DENTIST CHAIR REALLY IT’S JUST A CHAIR WITH A BIG BIN INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND A HUGE FUNNEL IN YOUR MOUTH READY TO TAKE AN ONSLAOUGHT OF SPIRITS. I HEAR THE WORDS 3 – 2 – 1 THEN GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG WALLOP. I WAS ON THE VERGE OF PUKING BUT I HELD IT INN. WHEN I WAKE IN THE MORNING I WISH I DID PUKE IT UP.
"EXCUSE ME SIR.....CAN I STAPLE A S.W.Y.D STICKER TO YOUR TIT?" "YES GO AHEAD"
MORNING, AND MY MRS SAY’S “YOU WERE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE IN YOUR SLEEP, YOU SLEP WALKED ONTO THE SPARE BED GOT YOUR COCK OUT AND PISSED ALL OVER THE ROOM” OOPS HAHAHAHAHA APARENTLY WHEN SHE TRIED TO STOP ME I SHOUTED “I’LL DO WHAT I WANT” OOPS AGAIN HAHA.
THE KIND OF MENU THAT MAKES THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT SHOUT "BINGE DRINKING"
ANYWAY, TODAY LOOKS LIKE A RIGHT OFF DUE TO LAST NIGHT SO WE SPEND THE DAY BY THE POOL CHILLING IN THE SUN READY FOR TONIGHTS GIG. ME AND DAINT DIDNT LOOK THE BEST BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON. IVE BEEN FAR WORSE IN THE PAST. I HAD TO GO ON STAGE TRIPPING MY NUTS OFF ONCE DUE TO SOMEONE SPIKING ME AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING. WE PULLED IT OFF AND IT WAS A FITTING END TO WHAT WAS A GREAT RUN OF SHOWS IN KAVOS THIS SEASON.
TILL NEXT YEAR WRIST BREAKERS
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE FANS THAT CAME AND SHOWED THEIR SUPPORT, SERIOUSLY WITHOUT YOU LOT I WOULDNT BE LIVING THE GREAT LIFE THAT I HAVE. IM VERY GRATEFULL THANK YOU. ALSO, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK JERRY & JAMIE ALONG WITH THEIR STAFF. BIG CHRIS AKA FRANK SPENCER, LEE, JOHNNY AND ALL THE TICKET SELLERS. ROCKIES BAR, VENUE NIGHT CLUB, S.N.O.B.S, SOCCERS AND OF COURSE MADFUCKERS. CHEEKY VIMPTO’S, OLYMPIC HOLIDAY’S, TWENTYS AND EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND THAT HELPED. I HAD A SCREAM AND A MIND FULL OF MEMORIES WHICH WILL LAST A LIFETIME.
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
P.S. ME AND THE MRS STAYED AN EXTRA NIGHT SO WE WENT FOR SOME TATTOO’S…………
CAMEL TOE
BITCH
WELL HELLO AND GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL READING MY BLOG. A LOT HAS GONE ON IN MY WEEK THIS WEEK SO HERE GOES.
LAST FRIDAY SAW ME STAY INN FOR THE NIGHT WHICH DOESNT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN SO WAKING UP SAT WAS A PLESANT SUPRISE WITHOUT A HANGOVER. A WEEKEND OF PARTYING WAS TO SORT THAT OUT THOUGH. I WENT INTO CARDIFF WITH NAT (DESIGNER OF ALL THINGS GOOD I.E SWYD, KILL CITY, CRAYON ETC) TO VISIT THE OPENING OF THE ‘LUKE CLOTHING SHOP IN THE NEW ST DAVIDS 2 SHOPPING CENTRE IN CARDIFF.
WITH LUKE FROM 'LUKE CLOTHING AND SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE PANCHO
WALKING IN AND BUMPING INTO BRANDON BLOCK WAS A JOY AS THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM WAS IN IBIZA 2 YEARS AGO IN WHICH WE PROCEEDED TO GET COMPLEATLY SMASHED ENDING UP IN ESVIVA HOTEL TILL THE EARLY HOURS THEN FINDING OUT I HAD A FLIGHT TO CATCH TWISTED BEYOND IMAGINATION. HOW I GOT ON THAT FLIGHT IS BEYOND ME BUT I MADE IT WITH A FEW FUNNY LOOKS FROM YOUR AVERAGE HOLIDAY MAKER. SERIOUSLY, JUMPING ON A PLANE ON YOUR OWN IN THAT STATE ISNT THE BEST. IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND WITH YOU YOU CAN SHARE EACH OTHERS PAIN BUT HEY, FUCK IT.
baker, brandon and my good self
BRANDON WAS DJ’ING AT THE LUKE PARTY WHICH WAS TO BE HELD AT MOCHA LOUNGE LATER IN THE EVENING ALONG WITH MY S.W.Y.D NIGHT AT BARFLY. MY MATE JAMIE BAKER WHO I HAVENT SEEN IN A YEAR WAS ALSO COMING TO CARDIFF, OOPS. WHEN I SAY ‘OOPS’ I MEAN IN MY HEAD I KNOW IT AINT GONNA BE A QUIET NIGHT AS HE LOVES GETTING SMASHED AS MUCH AS ME. JAMIE + YEAR + PARTY = CARNAGE.
midget vodka time
I STARTED WITH A FEW CHEEKY VIMPTOS AT MY BROTHERS HOUSE DJ TRIGATRONIC WHO WAS DJ’ING THE S.W.Y.D PARTY LATER ON. BAKER TURNED UP AND WE DROVE INTO TOWN FOR THE LUKE PARTY. TURNING UP AT MOCHA AND SEEING THIS HUGE SCAFFOLDING ERECTED OUTSIDE WITH LIGHTS AND HANGING LUKE CLOTHES WAS CRAZY. IT WAS PACKED OUT THERE AND I KNEW IN MY HEAD THIS WAS GONNA GO OFF. PHOTOS WERE TAKEN WITH ALL THE PARTY PEOPLE AND THE FREE BOOZE WAS FLOWING. A MASSIVE ICE SCULPTURE WAS ERECTED AND A MIDGET POURING VODKA THROUGH IT INTO PEOPLES MOUTHS FOLLOWED BY FIREWORKS ETC. THE PARTY WAS THAT MUCH OF A SPECTACLE THERE WAS A CROWD OF ONLOOKERS. FAIR PLAY TO LUKE CLOTHING THEY KNOW HOW TO THROW A GOOD PARTY.
dj little funker
JUST AS BRANDON HIT THE DECKS IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO DO A QUICK SHARP HARP AND HEAD TO BARFLY TO SORT OUT THE S.W.Y.D PARTY OUT. ON ARRIVAL THERE WAS A METALICA TRIBUTE BAND ON CALLED ‘MENTALICA’ WHO WERE REALLY GOOD BY THE WAY. WE SET UP THE CDG’S AND OUR PARTY WAS ON. DIRTY LITTLE FUNKER WAS ON FIRST TO WARM EVERYONE UP AND PLAYED A GOOD SET FOLLOWED BY STEVE KNOX. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN STEVE KNOX PLAY AND HE DIDNT LET US DOWN SMASHING SOME GOOD TUNES. JUST AS HE WAS COMING TO THE END OF HIS SET I HAD TO LEAVE AS I WAS GETTING PICKED UP FOR MY LIFT TO GATWIC FOR CORFU ROUND 4. THANKS TO ALL THAT CAME TO THE S.W.Y.D NIGHT I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE NEXT ONE IS SOON.
steve knox rocking the wheels of steel
THE DRIVE TO GATWIC THIS TIME WAS ON MY OWN AS DAINT AND AID WERE ALREADY ON THE ISLAND. AID’S BRO PICKED ME UP AND I GOT TO THE AIRPORT JUST IN TIME TO MEET DJ HUDGE. HE HAS HIS OWN NIGHT IN LONDON ON A SAT TOO HENCE WHY HE WASNT ON THE ISLAND WITH DAINT AND AID. WE CHECKED IN STILL PISSED AND GRABBED A QUICK BIT TO EAT AND BOARDED THE PLANE FOR OUR 3 HOUR JOURNEY FAST ASLEEP.
with spiro in kavos, funniest dude on the island
GOT TO THE ISLAND TO A VERY UNHAPPY DAINT AS HE HAD TO SLEEP IN A ROOM WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING AND A CORRIDOR OF PISSED UP BRITS TRYING TO BARGE INTO HIS ROOM HAHA. ITS JUST A DELIGHT TO LAND IN CORFU KNOWING ONCE AGAIN YOUR GONNA HAVE ANOTHER GOOD TIME. IVE SAID IT ALL BEFORE SO YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW. ONCE AGAIN THE P VS D CROWD DIDNT LET US DOWN AND WE HAD AN AMAZING GIG, THANKS TO ALL THAT CAME AND MADE IT WHAT IT WAS.
I WAS ONLY ON THE ISLAND FOR A NIGHT AS I HAD TO GET HOME ON THE MONDAY FOR MY COURT TRIAL IN NORWICH SO WE WERE UP EARLY AND BACK TO THE AIRPORT BEFORE YOU KNEW IT. 24 HOURS TO SMASH UP KAVOS AND BACK ON THE PLANE TO BLIGHTY. I ARRIVED AT GATWIC THEN MADE MY WAY TO CARDIFF. I PACKED MY BAGS ALONG WITH MY SUIT READY FOR MY 4 AM WAKE UP CALL TO DRIVE TO NORWICH.
TUESDAY MORNING AND I WAKE UP WITH MY WATCH TELLING ME ITS 7.35AM AAAAAAAARRRGHH SHIT IM FUCKING LATE. I HAVE TO GIVE MY EVIDENCE AT 12PM AND IT TAKES 5 HOURS TO GET TO NORWICH. MY PARENTS ARE ALREADY THERE SO I PHONE TO SAY IM LATE AND PUT MY FOOT DOWN.
FOR THOSE WHO DIDNT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN SEPT LAST YEAR YOU CAN READ IT HERE http://www.metro.co.uk/news/732991-dirty-sanchez-star-matthew-pritchard-stabbed
I GET TO MY PARENTS HOTEL AT 12PM AND GO INTO THE HOTEL TOILETS, DON MY SUIT AND COME OUT LIKE CLARK KENT IN SUPER MAN AND HEAD FOR THE COURT. IT WAS TO BE A WEEK OF MIXED EMOTIONS WHAT WITH HAVING TO GO THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN PLUS SEEING MY EX GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS ALSO GIVING EVIDENCE AS SHE WAS WITH ME WHEN IT HAPPENED.
IM NOT GOING TO GO INTO ALL THAT HAPPENED BUT PUT IT THIS WAY IT’S AN EXPERIENCE I DONT WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN. I STAYED IN NORWICH FOR THE WHOLE TRIAL WAITING TILL THE FRIDAY FOR THE JURY TO COME TO A DECISION. SITTING IN COURT ON THE FRIDAY WAITING FOR WHAT THE JURY DECIDED WAS HORRIBLE BUT THE JUDGE ASKED “DO YOU FIND MARK SMITH GUILTY OF WOUNDING WITH INTENT GUILTY?” THE JURY DECIDED ‘GUILTY’. I WAS OVER THE MOON AND PROPER STOKED KNOWING THIS IDIOT WAS FOUND GUILTY. HE GETS SENTENCED ON AUG 27TH AND FINGERS CROSSED HE GETS A LENGTHY ONE. THERE’S NO EXCUSE FOR ANYONE TO BE CARRYING KNIFES. FIND BELOW PHOTOS OF WHICH I CAN NOW RELEASE OF THE DAMAGE HE DID TO ME. I FIND MYSELF VERY LUCKY.
stab wounds
I’D LIKE TO THANK THE POLICE, WITNESS CARE, THE WITNESS’S AND THE JURY FOR THEIR HELP IN THIS TRIAL. IM NOW GLAD ITS ALL OVER.
ON A HAPPY NOTE IM GONNA ATTEMPT TO PUT A LITTLE EDIT TOGETHER OF MY LAST FEW WEEKS TO POST UP. SUBSCRIBE TO WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/PRITCHARDSWYD I SHOULD HAVE IT DONE LATER.
IM OFF TO CELEBRATE TONIGHT IN CARDIFF AND YOUR ALL WELCOME……PROMISED LAND FOR CHEEKY VIMPTOS THEN ONTO MOCHA LOUNGE.
SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK
PRITCH
P.S IVE ALSO MADE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SO THATS TWO GOOD RESULTS IN A WEEK. HAPPY DAYS.
TUESDAY NIGHT I TRAVELED DOWN TO DAINTS STUDIO TO FILM A PROMO FOR OUR PRITCHARD VS DAINTON CALENDAR GIRLS AUDITIONS. IT WAS AN INTERESTING FEW HOURS TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. THE TWO GIRLS AKASHA AND JENNY INVOLVED WERE UP FOR A RIGHT LAUGH SO FILMING AND TAKING PICS WAS A LOAD OF FUN. FIND A PIC BELOW OF WHAT WAS GOING ON. AS SOON AS I GET NEWS OF THE AUDITIONS I WILL LET YOU KNOW. KEEP EYE’S PEELED ON THIS BLOG.
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