Dirty Sanchez the Movie

After filming 3 series of dirty sanchez i honestly thought that was
the end of the road as far as sanchez goes. our european invasion had
been out on the screens and doing well then we received a phone call
from vertigo films asking us if we were up for doing dirty sanchez the
movie. we all sat down for a meeting and came up with ‘the seven
deadly sins’. we were to travel the world i.e Russia, japan, Thailand
etc creating one of the seven sins in each country till we did them
all. we started in Russia in the middle of winter at temperatures of
-35 and finished in the dominican republic with temp’s of 30 deg so it
was a knarly start but a pleasant ending with a nice holiday to
celebrate. a whole month of traveling around the globe inflicting pain
and punishment on your friends is not something many people get to
experience which is why we took full advantage and made the most of
our situation. i tried to get the world record for the most amount of
paintballs to the human body only to be told that daint made the
record up, pancho had lypo suction in Thailand and joycey swallowed it
and daint sowed his face up in Mexico stopping him from eating. we
tried to survive the harsh terrain and weather of the dessert with an
american special forces professional mike hawk. we had a guest
appearance by the worlds most renowned drug smuggler Howard marks who
set us on our ways to create the seven deadly sins.
with all this footage in the bag it didn’t take long for the film to
be edited down and ready for the silver screens. adverts in magazines,
bill boards etc were going up everywhere and we were doing our fare
share of promotion for it all over the uk for its release. the premier
was to be held in a cinema in Cardiff and i have to say was most prob
one of our proudest moments. never in a million years did i think i’d
ever have my face on the silver screen but there it was in front of
me. as joyce said on the night to everyone “i’ll never see my cock so
big” hahahaha
The movie went down a storm world wide. It was on cinema release to
260 cinemas in the uk but went out on dvd release in the U.S and the
rest of the world. it made 4 million in U.S blockbuster rental sales
alone so i suppose you could say the world really got to see how much
of a gullible ring nut i am haha.
After filming the movie myself and pancho got asked to star in a new
tv show to be screened on channel
4 called the ‘Pain Men’