IT FINALLY CAME, OUR VERY LAST TRIP TO KAVOS. WE WERE GOING TO COME BACK FOR THE CLOSING PARTIES (SEPT 5TH) AND FOR MY SWIM TO THE GREEK MAINLAND BUT DUE TO A HOLIDAY COMPANY GOING BUST THE ISLAND HAS LOST A LOT OF BUSINESS. AH WELL SHIT HAPPENS SO I SUPPOSE WE HAD TO HIT IT EVEN HARDER THIS TIME THEN. THE ONLY THING I WAS GUTTED ABOUT WAS THE SWIM REALLY AS IVE BEEN TRAINING MY BALLS OFF FOR THE 8 MILE SWIM FROM CORFU ACROSS THE MED TO THE GREEK MAINLAND. ALL IS NOT LOST THOUGH AS I’LL DO IT NEXT YEAR WHEN WE GO BACK AS THERE ARE PLANS AFOOT FOR OUR RETURN. IT WILL ALSO GIVE ME PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND A WORTHY CHARITY TO DO THE SWIM FOR TOO SO ALL IS GOOD.
WITH THE MRS AT MADFUCKERS
OUR VISIT THIS TIME WAS TO BE SLIGHTLY DIFFRENT TO ALL THE PREVIOUS TIMES WE WENT AS WE WERE TAKING OUR OTHER HALF’S WITH US FOR A LITTLE HOLIDAY TOO. WE ARRIVED 3 DAYS BEFORE OUR GIG AND RIGHT BANG ON TIME WHEN THE STRIP WAS JUST COMING ALIVE, OH YEEEEEEH. YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT THE GIRLS MUST BE THINKING AFTER WEEKS OF STORIES COMING OUT OF OUR MOUTHS ABOUT THIS PLACE AND I CAN TELL YOU NOW IT DIDNT DISAPOINT. WE CHUCKED OUR BAGS IN OUR ROOMS AND HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE STRIP TO GET STUCK INN. ALL THE USUALL BARS WERE HIT UP I.E ROCKIES, S.N.O.B.S AND OF COURSE MADFUCKERS. IT MUST HAVE BEEN A GOOD NIGHT CAUSE I ENDED UP ON A JETTY OVER THE SEA PISSING INTO IT ALONG WITH MY MRS HAHAHA.
READY FOR CARNAGE
AWAKE AND ROUGH WE SUNBATHE MOST OF THE DAY AND GO AND HIRE SOME MOPEDS TO ZIP ROUND THE ISLAND AND GO ON A SLIGHT ADVENTURE LOOKING FOR A PRIVATE BEACH WHICH WE DIDNT FIND BUT NEVER THE LESS WE SAW MORE OF THE ISLAND IN THAT 2 HOURS THAN WE EVER HAD PLUS THE FUN OF RAGGING A MOPED AROUND MADE FOR A HIGHLY ENTERTAINING DAY.
DAINT AND AMY......THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THAT CAKE HHHMMMMM
WE HAD TO GET BACK AS WE WERE OFF FOR A SEAFOOD MEAL BY THE SEA WITH JERRY (PROMOTER) AND ALL HIS STAFF, MORE OR LESS THE PEOPLE WE’D SPEND ALL SUMMER WITH. IT WAS JERRY’S BIRTHDAY TOO ALONG WITH DAINTS SO IT WAS TOO BE A GOOD NIGHT ON THE CARDS.
THE GANG OUT FOR DAINT AND JERRY (FAR RIGHT) B DAY
FIRST STOP ON THE NIGHT OF BIRTHDAYS WAS THE SKETCHY’EST GO-KART TRACK I’VE EVER SEEN WITH ZERO HEALTH & SAFETY RULES WHICH IS WHAT WE LIKE. THE WOMEN WATCHED AS US MEN DID WHAT MEN DO REALLY WELL, ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF CHILDISH IDIOTS IN LITTLE METAL FRAMED BOXES THAT GO AT SPEED WHILE TRYING TO QUITE LITERALLY PUT ONE ANOTHER IN HOSPITAL, GREAT LAUGH. COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN SHIT AND DUST ALONG WITH A BODY FULL OF BRUISES WE HEAD TO THE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT.
KAVOS.........IN 2 WORDS
A FEW BEERS AND ONCE AGAIN SOME LOVELY SEAFOOD AND OF COURSE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAYS WE HEADED OFF AGAIN TO…….YU’VE GUESSED IT “THE STRIP” HAHA. WE HAD A SUPRISE FOR DAINT AT MADFUCKERS FIRST AS ALL THE GIRLS ALONG WITH MADFUCKER AND HIS SON AND DAUGHTER DECORATED THE BAR UP IN HAPPY BIRTHDAY BALLOONS READY FOR DAINTS ARRIVAL TO ANOTHER RENDITIO OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY. A FEW IN MADFUCKERS AND THEN A FEW ON THE STRIP THEN IT WAS BACK TO FINISH THE NIGHT AT MADFUCKERS QUITE LITERALLY. MYSELF AND DAINT ENDED UP ON THE LEDGENDARY DENTIST CHAIR, IT AINT A DENTIST CHAIR REALLY IT’S JUST A CHAIR WITH A BIG BIN INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND A HUGE FUNNEL IN YOUR MOUTH READY TO TAKE AN ONSLAOUGHT OF SPIRITS. I HEAR THE WORDS 3 – 2 – 1 THEN GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG WALLOP. I WAS ON THE VERGE OF PUKING BUT I HELD IT INN. WHEN I WAKE IN THE MORNING I WISH I DID PUKE IT UP.
"EXCUSE ME SIR.....CAN I STAPLE A S.W.Y.D STICKER TO YOUR TIT?" "YES GO AHEAD"
MORNING, AND MY MRS SAY’S “YOU WERE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE IN YOUR SLEEP, YOU SLEP WALKED ONTO THE SPARE BED GOT YOUR COCK OUT AND PISSED ALL OVER THE ROOM” OOPS HAHAHAHAHA APARENTLY WHEN SHE TRIED TO STOP ME I SHOUTED “I’LL DO WHAT I WANT” OOPS AGAIN HAHA.
THE KIND OF MENU THAT MAKES THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT SHOUT "BINGE DRINKING"
ANYWAY, TODAY LOOKS LIKE A RIGHT OFF DUE TO LAST NIGHT SO WE SPEND THE DAY BY THE POOL CHILLING IN THE SUN READY FOR TONIGHTS GIG. ME AND DAINT DIDNT LOOK THE BEST BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON. IVE BEEN FAR WORSE IN THE PAST. I HAD TO GO ON STAGE TRIPPING MY NUTS OFF ONCE DUE TO SOMEONE SPIKING ME AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING. WE PULLED IT OFF AND IT WAS A FITTING END TO WHAT WAS A GREAT RUN OF SHOWS IN KAVOS THIS SEASON.
TILL NEXT YEAR WRIST BREAKERS
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE FANS THAT CAME AND SHOWED THEIR SUPPORT, SERIOUSLY WITHOUT YOU LOT I WOULDNT BE LIVING THE GREAT LIFE THAT I HAVE. IM VERY GRATEFULL THANK YOU. ALSO, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK JERRY & JAMIE ALONG WITH THEIR STAFF. BIG CHRIS AKA FRANK SPENCER, LEE, JOHNNY AND ALL THE TICKET SELLERS. ROCKIES BAR, VENUE NIGHT CLUB, S.N.O.B.S, SOCCERS AND OF COURSE MADFUCKERS. CHEEKY VIMPTO’S, OLYMPIC HOLIDAY’S, TWENTYS AND EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND THAT HELPED. I HAD A SCREAM AND A MIND FULL OF MEMORIES WHICH WILL LAST A LIFETIME.
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
P.S. ME AND THE MRS STAYED AN EXTRA NIGHT SO WE WENT FOR SOME TATTOO’S…………
CAMEL TOE
BITCH
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