
LAST TUESDAY NIGHT SAW THE SHAVE DOWN OF MOVEMBER AT CARDIFF’S WINDSOR BARBERS WITH THE AFTER PARTY IN MOCHA LOUNGE WHERE A DUSTING OF WELSH CELEBS WOULD SIT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE TO GET THEIR MO’S SHAVED OFF FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
MYSELF, DAINT AND CARDIFF DEVILS ICE HOCKEY PLAYER ALEX SYMONDS WENT FOR A PROPER CUT THROAT RAZER CLOSE SHAVE. I NEVER HAVE A PROPER SHAVE AND NEITHER DOES DAINT SO IT WAS GONNA BE A WEIRD LOOK AS SOON AS OUR FACIAL HAIR GETS REMOVED. DONT GET ME WRONG, I DIDNT MIND THE TASH GOING BUT ALL OF MY FACIAL HAIR?????? THE OUTCOME WAS MYSELF AND DAINT LOOKING LIKE 20 YEAR OLDS AGAIN.
THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS ACTUALLY QUITE NICE WHAT WITH HOT TOWELS, SHAVING CREAM AND WHAT HAVE YOU ON OUR FACES BUT WHEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR I LOOKED COMPLEATLY DIFFERENT AND COMPLEATE WITH A FACE AS SHINNY AND AS SMOOTH AS A BOWLING BALL, WEIRD.
FROM THE BARBERS WE HEADED TO MOCHA FOR A FEW BEERS AND A PARTY AND TO JOIN THE REST OF THE CLAN TO WATCH THEM HAVING THEIR MO’S SHAVED IN FRONT OF THE DJ DESK WHERE NEIL NAVARRA WOULD BE SPINNING THE NIGHTS TUNES. EVEN JAHAN ABEDI (OWNER OF MOCHA AND CRYSTAL) FROM SECRET MILLIONAIRE FAME HAD HIS TUFFT SHAVEN OFF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE. ALSO JOINING THE PARTY WERE THE OSPRAYS RUGBY TEAM WHO I ENDED UP DRINKING WITH AT GOD KNOWS WHAT TIME IN THE MORNING WITH THEIR HUGE KIWI PLAYER WHO PROCEEDED IN SHOVING SHOT AFTER SHOT OF VODKA DOWN MY NECK.
MY PARENTS AND 2 BROTHERS JOINED THE PARTY TOO AND CONCIDERING MY DAD USED TO ROCK THE BIGGEST OF MOUSTSHES MANY YEARS AGO HE HAS NOW BEEN CLEAN FOR OVER 15 YEARS HAHA. A GOOD NIGHT WAS HAD BY ALL AND THE DRINKS WERE FLOWING BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY EVERYONE RAISED A SHIT LOAD OF CASH FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
MY MAM AND DAD WERE WORST FOR WEAR SO THE MISSION WAS TO CARRY THEM HOME. PISS HEADS.
THANKS TO SIAN FOR ORGANISING AND MOCHA FOR PUTTING ON A GREAT NIGHT