RED CARPET
IT’S NOT VERY OFTEN THAT MYSELF AND DAINT GET INVITED TO GLITZY BASHES LIKE THIS BUT THANKS TO JONATHAN LIPMAN MANAGEMENT WE FINALY GOT AN INVITE. I DONT KNOW WHY WE DONT GET INVITED BUT I THINK IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT NOBODY TRUSTS US. I.E THEY’LL SMASH BOTTLES ON THEIR HEADS, THEY’LL SMASH THE PLACE UP, THEY’LL GET NAKED ETC BUT SERIOUSLY THAT ISNT THE CASE OR MAYBE IT IS???HAHA.
DAINT, HICKEY, ME AND GENE WILDER
EVEN IF WE DID DOESNT IT BRING AN ELEMENT OF FUN TO A PARTY??? ISNT THAT WHAT PARTYING IS ALL ABOUT??? YOU MAKE YOUR MIND UP. I KNOW ITS NOT EVERYONES PEICE OF CAKE BUT NEITHER IS SITTING ON MY ARSE LOOKING IMPORTANT AND BEING A BORE, (LUCKILY THERE WAS NONE OF THAT AT THIS PARTY) LIFE IS FOR LIVING AND WE MUST MAKE IT AS MUCH FUN AS POSSIBLE ESPECIALLY WITH SO MUCH SHIT GOING ON IN THIS WORLD TODAY. AT THE END OF THE DAY WERE ALL DIFFERENT I SUPPOSE BUT AS LONG AS WE KEEP THE RULE OF YOU TREAT SOMEONE THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED AND YOU’LL GET THE SAME BACK THEN WERE ALL ONTO A WINNER.
BANNATYNE. DO I HAVE WHITTER TEETH THAN HIM???? I HAVE A GREAT DENTIST
ALTHOUGH WE DONT GET INVITED TO THESE EVENTS I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AND MEETING SOME NEW PEOPLE. CONSIDERING I LIVE IN CARDIFF IT ONLY TAKES 2 AND A HALF HOURS TO GET TO LONDON SO BEFORE WE KNEW IT WE WERE THERE. WE MET UP WITH JIM HICKEY (SANCHEZ DIRECTOR) FOR A PINT AT SOME PUB THEN HEADED TO THE EMBASSY CLUB. I’VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE AND HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT THE PLACE AS SEEN AS THEY HAVE CLUBS AND BARS AS FAR AND WIDE AS ABU DAHABI AND DUBAI. WE TURNED UP AT THE DOOR WITH A WALL OF PAPARAZI EVERYWHERE THEN MYSELF AND DAINT HIT THE RED CARPET FOR PHOTO’S AND CHANTS OFF THE PHOTOGRAPHERS TO JUMP OUT OF THE TOP WINDOW HAHA, CHRIST. I FIND IT VERY WEIRD THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE GET CALLED A LIST, B LIST, C LIST AND Z LIST CELEBS. APPARENTLY THE PARTY WAS FULL OF Z LIST. IM NOT A MEMBER OF ANY LIST TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH IM JUST ‘ME’ A HUMAN JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS WORLD GOING ABOUT HIS LIFE TRYING TO DO AS BEST AS POSSIBLE. JUST BECAUSE THE NEXT MAN/WOMAN HAS MORE MONEY/FAME ETC DOESNT MAKE THEM A BETTER PERSON.
A VERY HAPPY AID (TOUR MANAGER)
AS WE ENTERED WE WERE ESCORTED TO OUR TABLE IN THE VIP AND GOT GIVEN A BOTTLE OF VODKA COMPLEAT WITH FIREWORK AND ALL THAT JAZZY STUFF. THIS IS RIGHT UP MY STREET AND I COULD FEEL THE PARTY IN ME DYING TO GET OUT. DAINT COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT ME AS HE KNEW I WAS IN MY ELEMENT. IT WAS WEIRD SITTING THERE ENJOYING A DRINK WITH SO MANY FAMILIAR FACES FROM TV, MAGAZINES ETC. IT WAS QUITE A SHOCK TO KNOW A LOT OF THEM WERE GLAD TO SEE US OUT SO MYSELF AND DAINT HAD A GOOD CHAT WITH A LOT OF THEM ONE WE WERE REALLY STOKED TO MEET WAS DUNCAN BANNATYNE. SOMEONE WHO CAME FROM NOTHING AND BUILT UP A BUSINESS EMPIRE LIKE HE HAS IS VERY INSPIRATIONAL.
I WENT UPSTAIRS FOR A WANDER AND BUMPED INTO JOE CALZAGHE, IVE BEEN ON THE POP WITH HIM IN CARDIFF BEFORE AND IS A GOOD LAUGH PLUS A WELSH LEDGEND AND AN UNDEFEATED WORLD CHAMP. I ASKED HIM TO GIVE ME A PUNCH IN THE ARM FOR A LAUGH BUT AS HE SWANG HE SKIMMED MY ARM AND ENDED UP JAWING ME. THE NEXT THING I KNOW IM LYING ON THE CHAIR IN AGONY HAHAHA GREAT. HE TRIED AGAIN AND THIS TIME HE GOT ME BANG ON RESULTING IN A VERY DEAD ARM.
ALL IN ALL THE PARTY WAS ACE AND I REALLY ENJOYED MYSELF. NEXT STOP THE JOURNEY HOME BUT BEFORE THAT A BIT OF FUN WITH THE XMAS TREE OUTSIDE AND THE DECORATIONS ON IT. DAINT TRYING TO SMASH A GLASS BOUBLE ON MY CHIN.
BIG THANKS TO JONATHAN LIPMAN, OK MAGAZINE, EMBASSY NIGHTCLUB FOR A GREAT NIGHT. MUCH APPRECIATED.
I WOKE THE NEXT DAY WITH A FUCKED ARM A SORE CHIN AND A FUCKED THROAT. WE DID IT PROPERLY THEN HE HE HE.
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