SWYD Gumball update

hi everyone.

thought i’d do a little writting to keep you up to date on whats been going on over the last mad 2 weeks.
as you know i’ve been on the gumball rally and to tell you the truth it’s one of the best experiences of my life. every day was an adventure and a compleate mission to get from A to B but was i moaning??? fuck no, im on the best rally in the world and am honoured to be part of it.
there were so many highlights i could write forever. i was meant to blog as i went along but due to constant “ON THE MOVE” i really didnt have time. i could have written whilst driving but 5 people in a skyline and missing out on the scenery was not an option but find below my highlights.

1. being with a good bunch of people. navarra, buttsy, richy and joe
2. driving a skyline at 160mph and feeling that turbo and listening to the dump valve.
3. driving my dream car for the day a lambo. thank you andy for getting it.
4. being invited to the enemys penthous party.
5. meeting the enemy, what a top bunch of blokes and john and gareth the scots. cheers for letting me smash a bottle on your head gareth hahaha.
6. the enemys room getting smashed to bits and not even giving a shit about the $5,000 fine.
7. throwing fireworks out of the window of our car at every given oppertunity.
8. meeting my skate heros tony hawk and duane peters.
9. maxamillion and his wife for inviting me in the first place.
10. rich dudes paying for $10,000 tables in clubs and buying all the booze.
11. using gatorade bottles to piss inn along for getting arrested for drinking booze in our car.
12. cops every day without fail.
13. being in vegas again. i LOVE that place
14. paul oakenfolds night in the palms.
15. blowing tyres
16. buttsys driving. the guy’s a ledgend
17. driving on dessert roads so straight you can see the curveture of the earth
18. sandal skiing with sheiks sandals
19. the sheiks themselfs for being a right laugh.
20. the endless booze, the lack of sleep.
21. 700 mile drives.
22. the diffrence in people from state to state. i.e hicks
23. why do the yanks have shit cheese??????
24. thank you to valium if it wasnt for you i think i would have gone nuts.
25. hooters
26. christian car wash?????????????? with a car full of skulls and evil hahaha. one of the cleaners even gave up skateboarding because the church and the lord told him too, get a life you brain washed idiot. these people are robbing you of a life and your money. FUCK RELIGION and everything it stands for. disgusting. but thank you for cleaning our car.
27. meeting some really cool people.
28. the dudes from spike tv
29. being in new orleans for the first time. ladys and gents it’s a fucking great town and i’d love to go again. it’s got party written all over it.
30. arriving in miami for a spectacle ill never forget driving over the finish line after driving 3000 miles.
31. getting to our hotel in miami and getting ready for the party of all party’s by joining the scots and the enemy by the roof top pool.
32. raising thousands for our wounded heros.
32. just being involved in this whole thing. ill never forget it as it was just magical.

things i wont miss :

1. burgers
2. burgers with cheese,
3. more burgers.
4. cops
5. cops with attitude,
6. cops with dogs,
7. speed lazer guns
8. blue flashing lights
9. traffic,
10. burgers

the day me and navarra had to fly home was horrible. the thought of traveling to paris then onto birmingham was a killer. i lived and tasted the playboy lifestyle for a week and i had to go back to reality. but at the end of the day all good things must come to an end and it did, with a BANG hahaha.
we said our goodbye’s and off we went back to blighty. i got off the plane in birmingham and jumped into my 1.9 volkswagen polo put my foot to the floor and no sound of a turbo or a growling noise just the sound of a wet fart hahahahaha but it’s my car, it works and it gets me from A to B and i love it. maybe one day i too can own a lambo but thats what life is all about ‘dreaming’ and hopefully one day they’ll come true.
all i can do at the moment is look back with all those fond memories i have, the people i met, the parties i had and the right fucking blast i had.
thanks to richy warren and to buttsy. thanks to maxamillion and his wife, thanks to spike tv, thanks to the enemy, thanks to the scots, thanks to navarra. thanks to everyone. see you next year i hope.

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