THE PAST WEEK OF GOINGS ON.

WELL HELLO AND GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL READING MY BLOG. A LOT HAS GONE ON IN MY WEEK THIS WEEK SO HERE GOES.

LAST FRIDAY SAW ME STAY INN FOR THE NIGHT WHICH DOESNT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN SO WAKING UP SAT WAS A PLESANT SUPRISE WITHOUT A HANGOVER. A WEEKEND OF PARTYING WAS TO SORT THAT OUT THOUGH. I WENT INTO CARDIFF WITH NAT (DESIGNER OF ALL THINGS GOOD I.E SWYD, KILL CITY, CRAYON ETC) TO VISIT THE OPENING OF THE ‘LUKE CLOTHING SHOP IN THE NEW ST DAVIDS 2 SHOPPING CENTRE IN CARDIFF.

WITH LUKE FROM 'LUKE CLOTHING AND SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE PANCHO

WALKING IN AND BUMPING INTO BRANDON BLOCK WAS A JOY AS THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM WAS IN IBIZA 2 YEARS AGO IN WHICH WE PROCEEDED TO GET COMPLEATLY SMASHED ENDING UP IN ESVIVA HOTEL TILL THE EARLY HOURS THEN FINDING OUT I HAD A FLIGHT TO CATCH TWISTED BEYOND IMAGINATION. HOW I GOT ON THAT FLIGHT IS BEYOND ME BUT I MADE IT WITH A FEW FUNNY LOOKS FROM YOUR AVERAGE HOLIDAY MAKER. SERIOUSLY, JUMPING ON A PLANE ON YOUR OWN IN THAT STATE ISNT THE BEST. IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND WITH YOU YOU CAN SHARE EACH OTHERS PAIN BUT HEY, FUCK IT.

baker, brandon and my good self

BRANDON WAS DJ’ING AT THE LUKE PARTY WHICH WAS TO BE HELD AT MOCHA LOUNGE LATER IN THE EVENING ALONG WITH MY S.W.Y.D NIGHT AT BARFLY. MY MATE JAMIE BAKER WHO I HAVENT SEEN IN A YEAR WAS ALSO COMING TO CARDIFF, OOPS. WHEN I SAY ‘OOPS’ I MEAN IN MY HEAD I KNOW IT AINT GONNA BE A QUIET NIGHT AS HE LOVES GETTING SMASHED AS MUCH AS ME. JAMIE + YEAR + PARTY = CARNAGE.

midget vodka time

I STARTED WITH A FEW CHEEKY VIMPTOS AT MY BROTHERS HOUSE DJ TRIGATRONIC WHO WAS DJ’ING THE S.W.Y.D PARTY LATER ON. BAKER TURNED UP AND WE DROVE INTO TOWN FOR THE LUKE PARTY. TURNING UP AT MOCHA AND SEEING THIS HUGE SCAFFOLDING ERECTED OUTSIDE WITH LIGHTS AND HANGING LUKE CLOTHES WAS CRAZY. IT WAS PACKED OUT THERE AND I KNEW IN MY HEAD THIS WAS GONNA GO OFF. PHOTOS WERE TAKEN WITH ALL THE PARTY PEOPLE AND THE FREE BOOZE WAS FLOWING. A MASSIVE ICE SCULPTURE WAS ERECTED AND A MIDGET POURING VODKA THROUGH IT INTO PEOPLES MOUTHS FOLLOWED BY FIREWORKS ETC. THE PARTY WAS THAT MUCH OF A SPECTACLE THERE WAS A CROWD OF ONLOOKERS. FAIR PLAY TO LUKE CLOTHING THEY KNOW HOW TO THROW A GOOD PARTY.

dj little funker

JUST AS BRANDON HIT THE DECKS IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO DO A QUICK SHARP HARP AND HEAD TO BARFLY TO SORT OUT THE S.W.Y.D PARTY OUT. ON ARRIVAL THERE WAS A METALICA TRIBUTE BAND ON CALLED ‘MENTALICA’ WHO WERE REALLY GOOD BY THE WAY. WE SET UP THE CDG’S AND OUR PARTY WAS ON. DIRTY LITTLE FUNKER WAS ON FIRST TO WARM EVERYONE UP AND PLAYED A GOOD SET FOLLOWED BY STEVE KNOX. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN STEVE KNOX PLAY AND HE DIDNT LET US DOWN SMASHING SOME GOOD TUNES. JUST AS HE WAS COMING TO THE END OF HIS SET I HAD TO LEAVE AS I WAS GETTING PICKED UP FOR MY LIFT TO GATWIC FOR CORFU ROUND 4. THANKS TO ALL THAT CAME TO THE S.W.Y.D NIGHT I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE NEXT ONE IS SOON.

steve knox rocking the wheels of steel

THE DRIVE TO GATWIC THIS TIME WAS ON MY OWN AS DAINT AND AID WERE ALREADY ON THE ISLAND. AID’S BRO PICKED ME UP AND I GOT TO THE AIRPORT JUST IN TIME TO MEET DJ HUDGE. HE HAS HIS OWN NIGHT IN LONDON ON A SAT TOO HENCE WHY HE WASNT ON THE ISLAND WITH DAINT AND AID. WE CHECKED IN STILL PISSED AND GRABBED A QUICK BIT TO EAT AND BOARDED THE PLANE FOR OUR 3 HOUR JOURNEY FAST ASLEEP.

with spiro in kavos, funniest dude on the island

GOT TO THE ISLAND TO A VERY UNHAPPY DAINT AS HE HAD TO SLEEP IN A ROOM WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING AND A CORRIDOR OF PISSED UP BRITS TRYING TO BARGE INTO HIS ROOM HAHA. ITS JUST A DELIGHT TO LAND IN CORFU KNOWING ONCE AGAIN YOUR GONNA HAVE ANOTHER GOOD TIME. IVE SAID IT ALL BEFORE SO YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW. ONCE AGAIN THE P VS D CROWD DIDNT LET US DOWN AND WE HAD AN AMAZING GIG, THANKS TO ALL THAT CAME AND MADE IT WHAT IT WAS.

I WAS ONLY ON THE ISLAND FOR A NIGHT AS I HAD TO GET HOME ON THE MONDAY FOR MY COURT TRIAL IN NORWICH SO WE WERE UP EARLY AND BACK TO THE AIRPORT BEFORE YOU KNEW IT. 24 HOURS TO SMASH UP KAVOS AND BACK ON THE PLANE TO BLIGHTY. I ARRIVED AT GATWIC THEN MADE MY WAY TO CARDIFF. I PACKED MY BAGS ALONG WITH MY SUIT READY FOR MY 4 AM WAKE UP CALL TO DRIVE TO NORWICH.

TUESDAY MORNING AND I WAKE UP WITH MY WATCH TELLING ME ITS 7.35AM AAAAAAAARRRGHH SHIT IM FUCKING LATE. I HAVE TO GIVE MY EVIDENCE AT 12PM AND IT TAKES 5 HOURS TO GET TO NORWICH. MY PARENTS ARE ALREADY THERE SO I PHONE TO SAY IM LATE AND PUT MY FOOT DOWN.

FOR THOSE WHO DIDNT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN SEPT LAST YEAR YOU CAN READ IT HERE http://www.metro.co.uk/news/732991-dirty-sanchez-star-matthew-pritchard-stabbed

I GET TO MY PARENTS HOTEL AT 12PM AND GO INTO THE HOTEL TOILETS, DON MY SUIT AND COME OUT LIKE CLARK KENT IN SUPER MAN AND HEAD FOR THE COURT. IT WAS TO BE A WEEK OF MIXED EMOTIONS WHAT WITH HAVING TO GO THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN PLUS SEEING MY EX GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS ALSO GIVING EVIDENCE AS SHE WAS WITH ME WHEN IT HAPPENED.

IM NOT GOING TO GO INTO ALL THAT HAPPENED BUT PUT IT THIS WAY IT’S AN EXPERIENCE I DONT WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN. I STAYED IN NORWICH FOR THE WHOLE TRIAL WAITING TILL THE FRIDAY FOR THE JURY TO COME TO A DECISION. SITTING IN COURT ON THE FRIDAY WAITING FOR WHAT THE JURY DECIDED WAS HORRIBLE BUT THE JUDGE ASKED “DO YOU FIND MARK SMITH GUILTY OF WOUNDING WITH INTENT GUILTY?” THE JURY DECIDED ‘GUILTY’. I WAS OVER THE MOON AND PROPER STOKED KNOWING THIS IDIOT WAS FOUND GUILTY. HE GETS SENTENCED ON AUG 27TH AND FINGERS CROSSED HE GETS A LENGTHY ONE. THERE’S NO EXCUSE FOR ANYONE TO BE CARRYING KNIFES. FIND BELOW PHOTOS OF WHICH I CAN NOW RELEASE OF THE DAMAGE HE DID TO ME. I FIND MYSELF VERY LUCKY.

stab wounds

I’D LIKE TO THANK THE POLICE, WITNESS CARE, THE WITNESS’S AND THE JURY FOR THEIR HELP IN THIS TRIAL. IM NOW GLAD ITS ALL OVER.

ON A HAPPY NOTE IM GONNA ATTEMPT TO PUT A LITTLE EDIT TOGETHER OF MY LAST FEW WEEKS TO POST UP. SUBSCRIBE TO WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/PRITCHARDSWYD I SHOULD HAVE IT DONE LATER.

IM OFF TO CELEBRATE TONIGHT IN CARDIFF AND YOUR ALL WELCOME……PROMISED LAND FOR CHEEKY VIMPTOS THEN ONTO MOCHA LOUNGE.

SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK

PRITCH

P.S IVE ALSO MADE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SO THATS TWO GOOD RESULTS IN A WEEK. HAPPY DAYS.

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